Life isn't easy in feudal Japan... especially since the aliens landed and conquered everything! Oh sure, the new health care is great, but the public ban on the use of swords has left a lot of defeated samurai with a difficult decision to make concerning their future career paths! This is especially true if, as in the case of Gintoki Sakata, they're not particularly inclined towards holding a day job, which is why Gintoki's opted for the freelance route, taking any job that's offered to him as long as the financial remuneration sounds right. Unfortunately, in a brave new world filled with stray bug-eyed monsters, upwardly mobile Yakuza and overly ambitious E.T. entrepreneurs, those jobs usually don't pay as well as they should for the pain, suffering and indignities endured! (Source: Sentai Filmworks)
Episode 6 - Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You
Episode 7 - Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets
Episode 8 - There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness
Episode 9 - Fighting Should Be Done with Fists
Episode 10 - Eat Something Sour When You’re Tired
Episode 11 - Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!
Episode 12 - People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck
Episode 13 - If You’re Going to Cosplay, Go All Out
Episode 14 - You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits
Episode 15 - Pets Resemble Their Owners
Episode 16 - If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!
Episode 17 - Sons Only Take After Their Father’s Negative Attributes
Episode 18 - Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!
Episode 19 - Why’s the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!
Episode 20 - Watch Out for Conveyer Belts!
Episode 21 - If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You’ll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful
Episode 22 - Marriage Is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life
Episode 23 - When You’re in a Fix, Keep on Laughing, Laughing…
Episode 24 - Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something
Episode 25 - A Shared Soup Pot Is a Microcosm of Life
Episode 26 - Don’t Be Shy – Just Raise Your Hand and Say It
Episode 27 - Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword
Episode 28 - Good Things Never Come in Twos (but bad things do)
Episode 29 - Part 1: Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / Part 2: I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!
Episode 30 - Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys
Episode 31 - You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least
Episode 32 - Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt
Episode 33 - Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!
Episode 34 - Love Doesn’t Require a Manual
Episode 35 - Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (Continued) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either
Episode 36 - People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up
Episode 37 - People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself
Episode 38 - Only Children Play in the Snow
Episode 39 - Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well
Episode 40 - Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy
Episode 41 - You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title
Episode 42 - You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm
Episode 43 - Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes
Episode 44 - Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner
Episode 45 - Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed
Episode 46 - Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here
Episode 47 - Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?
Episode 48 - The More You're Alike, the More You Fight
Episode 49 - A Life Without Gambling is like Sushi Without Wasabi
